Honeybee

My name is Christine. I am very harsh on grammar. I love Steam Powered Giraffe, Twenty One Pilots,Panic! At the Disco, The Killers,Fall Out Boy, Lady Gaga, etc.. Also, I am apart of the National Sarcasm Society where "we don't need your support." That's all folks.

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

(via fake-mermaid)

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

(via dvvy)

Snape:What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?
Hermione:Uh... Well... We... We were just...
Snape:You ought to be careful. People will think you're...
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Snape:...Up to something.

unearthlyenemy:

stopwhitepeopleforever:

animegeek1130:

stopwhitepeopleforever:

iloveitwhenyoucallmebigappa:

thedeviousplot:

leunq:

wtf

wtf

get the fuck out

I want Plankton to plow my ass into the 4th dimension, I want my ass to be the reason he doesn’t give up when he fails to steal the krabby patty formula, I want you to send me to bikini bottom with 40 tanks of oxygen cause I’m gonna be on that dick for 40 days and 40 nights and then some I don’t give a fuck I’ll die riding that dick

please calm down ma’m

I’m a guy

wtf

(Source: clarkchan1211)

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